Showing posts with label Dwayne Johnson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dwayne Johnson. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Pain & Gain (2013)



Pain & Gain is supposed to be a comedy about criminal bodybuilders. In reality, it plays like a campy SNL skit. There are funny moments but there is an overall lack of chemistry between the entire cast. I then found out Michael Bay directed it and it all made sense. He's not known for creating the best onset atmosphere.

The Rock's character..excuse me, Dwayne Johnson's character, had potential and is the funniest of the bunch, but his talent was still overtaken by the heavy-handed directing and bad script.

Originally I thought the whole "this is true" bit was like Fargo where a part of the fake story is to pretend it was real. Then the ending with the pictures of the actual criminals came up and I looked it up. It's a sad and crazy story. Then in reflecting upon the movie I was disturbed. It's quite actually in bad taste to make a comedy out of two people being butchered and another being tortured for a month! The families did not approve of this version of the story and are all outraged. I would be as well and had I known this from the start, I would not have watched this out of respect to the victims.

If they wanted to make it a comedy, they would have been much better off angling it as a dark comedy where the seriousness of the killings don't seem so diminished. Any which way you look at it, even if it wasn't a true story, the movie was not made well and is disorganized.

A painful mess. I do not recommend it.


Thursday, August 1, 2013

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)


A perfectly simple and entertaining action movie. A great excuse to show off some really good fight scenes with very likable characters. Don't expect much of a story. If you're looking for drama, look elsewhere. Most of the drama happens in a split second. A few of the story lines happen so quickly, it's like watching the trailer. It's an hour and fifty minutes long but it flies!

The directing is superb! There's enough action to mesmerize you but not enough to make your eyes go buggy like a Michael Bay movie. The action is clear and you never feel like you've missed anything.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is charming and lovely as always. He demands chemistry which is probably why Channing Tatum is surprisingly decent. Bruce Willis is meh. All the other characters are played by lesser known actors and they do a pretty good job. The one nerve being pinched in the casting is Lady Jaye, played by Adrianne Palicki. She is a good actress but doesn't seem to fill the Lady Jaye role properly. Physically she's not muscular enough. She's painfully thin which is most obvious in the Angelina Jolie-esque scene with the red dress. She embodies a Victoria's Secret model more than the rugged, raspy voiced, Lady Jaye. I suppose if you've never heard of G.I. Joe before this movie (shame on you) then that won't bother you as much.

Spoiler:
Jonathan Pryce as the President and Zartan/the President is crazy. As the real President, his acting seems to suck just a bit, but as Zartan pretending to be the President, his acting is markedly better. There's such a clear distinction between the two, you're convinced it's two different actors.

The dynamic between Jinx, Storm Shadow, and Snake Eyes is so entertaining, I would watch a movie just about those three!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is great entertainment. It's fun, fast, and just plain kick ass!

On a scale of 1-10, G.I. Joe: Retaliation is 8.0
                             With distinction: underrated

Scene Spotlight: #1 Mountain fight scene. #2 Motorcyle breaking.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1583421/?ref_=rvi_tt